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January 2004 - Getting ready to move. Jerry and I are shacking up at his place in Livermore before we get our new apartment in Dublin. I'll be sure to post the address for y'all. BTW, Happy Birthday Jojo!

January 31, 2004: Jerry and I drove all over East Bay looking for the perfect tree. We finally found it a couple counties away. But I gotta say it's one of the best trees I've ever had. Jerry got me an Ohio State Buckeyes ornament for it too. Go Bucks! Click HERE to see the photos.
We found the perfect tree!
Hauling our tree home to decorate.
Preparing for our "America's Funniest Home Videos" submission.
Best looking tree in East Bay!

December 05, 2003: Jerry and I took a roadtrip out to the Mother Lode. We'd planned on going caving, riding a dinner train and lots of other stuff but somehow we never made it past the motel and the nearest bar heheh. Anyhoo, we got a few good pix and had a great time. Later that week we had Thanksgiving together -- my first official duties as head chef. Everything was fabulous I must say. No complaints and no hepatitus A outbreaks heheh. A week later we also went to another Raiders game and, despite the cold and rain and losing game, we had a great time. If you wanna see the Raiders pix, click HERE. But if you just wanna look at the roadtrip and Thanksgiving pix, click HERE.
Neat looking church in Sonora. Trying to survive the freezing motel room. Brr! Sorry we forgot our hair nets. Loading up the plate for some serious eatin'!

July 19, 2003: It turns out that lots of people have sex in October cos several people have birthdays in July. What better way to celebrate than with a Pimp & Ho Costume Party? Girls got the opportunity to dress as skanky as they dared and guys felt free to let out their alter-egos as various pimps and mack daddies. Click HERE to see the photos.
Kevin with his bevy of ho's. Amy & Melissa practice their routine. Mike & Jeff check out the pole dancers. Rhiannon gives Dannielle her tip.

August 3, 2003: I got most of the Polaroids scanned and uploaded. They're on page 4.

July 12, 2003: What's a summer without driving on the Golden Gate Bridge, shucking oysters and guzzling beer while yer shoulders cook in the sun? A perfect ending includes spanking. Nope, not gonna tell you. You'll have to find out for yerself! Heh. Click HERE to see the photos.

AJ and Hersh get in line for Korby's thick meat. "What?! I don't need sunscreen. I'm Italian!" "Everyone say 'Shuck this!'" Flanks loves 'dem cheese dogs!

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