Three mySimoners had birthdays within weeks of each other so we
all decided to go out after work to celebrate.
I neglected to eat lunch or dinner that day and began my evening with two pints of beer and two chicken wings.
About an hour later, I did a shot of Goldschlager. About fifteen minutes after that, I did a shot of tequila.
I vaguely remember someone buying me a cranberry/vodka.
Hmm, after that I was pretty much puking with my head in a toilet bowl for the next hour til I begged to
be taken home. By 10pm I was passed out on my bed while everyone else had a great time at my birthday party. Wahhh!
Lessons learned:
- Friends don't let friends drink without first eating a proper dinner.
- Friends will party without you. This is not a dis, they're doing it in your honor.
- Always keep the car window down so you don't puke inside your friend's car.
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