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Three mySimoners had birthdays within weeks of each other so we all decided to go out after work to celebrate. I neglected to eat lunch or dinner that day and began my evening with two pints of beer and two chicken wings. About an hour later, I did a shot of Goldschlager. About fifteen minutes after that, I did a shot of tequila. I vaguely remember someone buying me a cranberry/vodka.

Hmm, after that I was pretty much puking with my head in a toilet bowl for the next hour til I begged to be taken home. By 10pm I was passed out on my bed while everyone else had a great time at my birthday party. Wahhh!

Lessons learned:

  1. Friends don't let friends drink without first eating a proper dinner.

  2. Friends will party without you. This is not a dis, they're doing it in your honor.

  3. Always keep the car window down so you don't puke inside your friend's car.